Horkin' the Bjork 

1) Reading Animorphs while tripping on hallucinogens and listening to Bjork
2) Masturbating
3) Wrangling a barnyard animal
4) Actually copulating with Bjork

1) "I was Horkin' the Bjork last night when I had an epiphany about life, and how it relates to Elimists."
2) "Dude, lay off Horkin' the Bjork for a while, you're chafing."
3) "Gee, Cletus, the way you're Horkin' the Bjork today we can get off work in time to watch Nascar."
4) "I went to the concert in hopes of Horkin' the Bjork."

Horkin' the Bjork by Chris Flemming October 27, 2007

horkified 

To mess up. Usually used in the context of digital information or technology.

This Windows server horkified my PDF file.

horkified by formzero July 13, 2009

Horking 

Consuming food with little to no consideration given to nutritional ramifications, quantity, or palatability.

"Man, John Goodman is horking down those Chili's baby back ribs."

Horking by c1natra September 30, 2009

Horking 

To snort anything up your nose.

I feel so good after horking cocaine

Horking by rosefurd April 17, 2007

Horilka 

Ukrainian strong alcoholic drink (vodka). Ukrainians like horilka with pepper or honey.

Man is not a cow, he won't drink more than a bucket of horilka (ukrainian proverb).

Horilka by Saloman September 27, 2009

Hornily 

When someone does an action in a horny or erotic manor

She rubbed her legs hornily together with desperation “hurry up and fuck me please...!”

Hornily by TheKingNugget January 1, 2019

horkin 

Bigger than huge

Did you see the horkin zit on his face?

horkin by frogqueenie April 6, 2009