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hoedometer 

Something that tracks the mileage of a hoe like an odometer tracks the mileage of a car. It's believed that a hoedometer can roll over and a hoe can revert back from hoe to wholesome.
One day Tila Tequila's hoedometer is gonna roll over and she'll be doing Disney specials.
hoedometer by Headexpl0dy June 19, 2010
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Hoedometer 

Main Entry: hoedom·e·ter
Pronunciation: hoe-'dä-me-ter
Function: noun

: an instrument for measuring a person's sexual encounters(as by intercourse)
You better use a condom; she has several miles on her hoedometer.
Hoedometer by QuasarZ71 May 22, 2006

Horeomazing 

Horrible, yet amazing with a dash of Oreos
This sentence is horeomazing but idk what else to write
The act of hoeing; The act of getting someones slut on.
I hereby renew my hoedom.
hoedom by Sir Hoefullness February 24, 2009

hoedomhood 

One coming of age by way of being promiscuous
Jeff has fully grown into hoedomhood, he's doing all the wrong things.
Melissa is being groomed for hoedomhood by the group of girls she's recently become friends with.
hoedomhood by randomgirrrl February 27, 2015

a-holedom 

The act of being an a-hole, or in more literal terms, an asshole.
Man, if I don't get my Metamucil soon, my boredom will change to a-holedom.
a-holedom by davod April 7, 2004