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Lil' Hopewell 

A small, secluded, autonamous neighborhood in the Southern Dutchess County town inhabited by a group of kids who smoke lots of blunts and go to see live music. Also see: Witmo, John Sweeny, Po-Town, Hud Val.
Hot chick #1: Hey, whats going on in the area tonight? it always seems that our town is dead and there is nothing to do
Hot Chick #2:You're right. Hopewell sucks, but im sure there's somethin kickin up on the mountain in Lil' Hopewell.
Hot Chick #1: How could i forget? im sure those kids are up to something fun tonight. I love getting blunted and hanging out with them.
Lil' Hopewell by D'Animal February 3, 2005

Hopewell Icepack 

When you piss in a ziplock and freeze it. Then you put it on the head of an unsuspecting person that is asleep.
Joe: Dude did you hear that Ali got the Hopewell Icepack last night.

Jim: Yeah she slapped the hell out of Bill for it too.
Hopewell Icepack by WhoKnows13 November 14, 2011

Hopewell Middle School 

A school full of snakes, so watch out you might get bit. The teachers be smokin crack and sniffing weed. The counselors dont do nothing to benefit you, they really just there for the tea. And you don’t learn anything. Period Pooh.
A student at Hopewell Middle School: “so i was sitting there...barbecue saucing my titties.”

and i-oop

Hopewell Valley

Hopewell Borough, Hopewell Township and Pennington Borough, are all in the Valley. Its full of Higher middle class families, the cops are assholes, the kids are pot heads.
Hopewell Valley Central High school is the local public school, and if you go there, you hate the Pennington Prep School, and all other prep schools.
Everyone knows everyone.
1-"Hey dude its the first day to school, where you going?"
2-"to my bus stop..."
1-"Na you aint dude, we're getting high before class!"
2-"sounds good."
-first day of school at Hopewell Valley Regional Highschool.

Hopewell 

A small town in New Jersey full of potheads and crazy people who will prove to you that they're 10 times better than anyone else.
also called hopeless.
person 1: Yo i heard you were from hopewell! you must be cool!
person 2: yeah man! i'm the shit!
Hopewell by aliihxc March 14, 2009

Hopewell Junction 

A town in upstate New York, located in Dutchess county, Hopewell Junction is known for its family atmosphere, a Catholic schools and Italian men and bread.
Oh you're from Hopewell Junction? Which golf course do you live on?

You can't go a day in Hopewell without running into someone who went to Yonkers high school too.
Hopewell Junction by Jecklyn33 February 9, 2017