Hopatcong 

Also known at Ho-Town, Hopatizzle, or "Where I Get My Drugs".

Lets go to Ho-Town and pick up my weed!

Hopatcong by H-Bomb August 29, 2003

Hopatcong 

Small unknown town in Sussex county New Jersey where Quick Check is the best place to hang out and where you can loose a peice of you car.
Also where i live.
P.s
We dont have mullets!!

Dude I was hanging out a Quick Check in Hopatcong when somone stole a peice of my car!!

Hopatcong by X Kellysaurus X August 15, 2006

Hopatcong 

The name of the largest natural lake in New Jersey, located in Sussex County, the northwest portion of the state. This area was once inhabited by the Mohawk indians and the name actually mean "honey waters of many coves". This means nothing until you realize the lake is only approx 3 miles by 1 mile in dimension but has 103 miles of shoreline. The lake sports two islands, Raccoon and Halsey, and the area has some spots only accessible by boat. Hopatcong is a town and Lake Hopatcong is comprised of 3 towns, Landing, Mt. Arlington, and Jefferson. Northwood is part of Hopatcong.

I'm going to Hopatcong means you will be someplace on the West Shore. Going to the lake means you're going to the beach. Going to Lake Hopatcong really means you'll be in either Mt. Arlington or Jefferson.

Hopatcong by Revdster February 7, 2010

Hopatcong 

Noun.
Crappy town in Sussex County New Jersey. Consists of woods, many hills, and bumpy roads.

I live in Hopatcong where the roads are in the worst condition.

Hopatcong by Internet August 27, 2003

Lake Hopatcong 

The biggest lake in NJ that consists of over 70 miles of shoreline. The lake is populated with drunken jet skiers, guidos in high powered cigarette boats and lots of other people taking their boat out for a ride. The lake becomes very choppy and crazy on weekends and worse on holiday weekends.

Hey, lets take the jet ski out on lake hopatcong this weekend.

Lake Hopatcong by bbooaatt June 29, 2011

hopatcong coathanger

While wearing roller-skates and riding a stuffed gorilla, a dildo is inserted with an attached coat hanger tip, which is inserted repeatedly until the fetus is fully removed. The roller skates are optional. If skates are worn, they provide less traction and an excuse if you are discovered by a friend or family member while performing procedure.
Also known as Donkey Kong C-section.

Oops, I accidentally fell on this hopatcong coathanger, that just so happens to be attached to this stuffed gorilla.

hopatcong coathanger by skirt lifter June 25, 2016

Lake Hopatcong 

The worst side of Jefferson Township in New Jersey. The most dangerous side with the druggies and teens running around freely. Be proud if you've survived this area.

I went to Lake Hopatcong and got high by staring at the druggies run by my house.

Lake Hopatcong by Emo Skater July 13, 2007