A phrase with many possible interpretations. Most commonly it is used to exclaim surprise and joy similar to "who'd have thought it?!" Derives from a character (Ben Harris) who grew hooves and surprised and delighted everyone with them in equal measure.
by rawhidecopper October 23, 2008
A clown-baby horse without hooves is a unique species of animal from the U.S. North West. They are generally timid due to the lack of hooves, but they are total clown babies. They are a sub-species derived from horses in Europe and clown-babies from mid 1800's new york
Evan: I've heard that that woman is secretly a clown-baby horse without hooves
Blake: Wow that's really exotic
Blake: Wow that's really exotic
by Laurenleo February 10, 2019
Let's work with hoov !
by hoov.design April 26, 2022
by DontCallMeGoose April 11, 2021
An exclamatory order that compares a woman to a ungulate mammal (that which has hooves, such as a pig or a cow) while asking her to evacuate the premises so rapidly that it sounds like she's beating her hooves upon the ground.
Situation: A fat heifer comes up to a guy and asks him to Facebook her.
His reply would be:
BEAT HOOVES! (BITCH)!
His reply would be:
BEAT HOOVES! (BITCH)!
by wizzle dizzle April 15, 2012
by BDuke 49 March 12, 2023