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the definition of a hoover or a female whore is used all around the streets of miami defining a girl who is all about action and only good for action and is nothing but action often derived from the word hoe but is used as hoova for humor purposes
yo dog im so tired of these hoovas on my dick braaa they dont leave me alone bra.

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yo where the hoovas at dog i gotta smash one tonight!
hoovas by paulskees May 9, 2010
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Hoovishly 

What I foolishly believe to be upon the get high road
With all relative certitudiness I hoovishly spooge my ebonix over the interwebs
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Derpy Hooves 

Derpy Hooves is the name given to a gray pegasus pony with a cutie mark of bubbles, by the brony community.

She is mostly seen with crossed, or otherwise distorted eyes, and may very well have been creator goofing around or making a mistake.

Many people have Derpy as their favorite pony, and there is even a flash game named Derpy Delivery in development.

Derpys real name may be Ditzy Doo, since it is referenced in the Winter Wrap Up episode, and was also mentioned by Lauren Faust.

There's many instances where multiple Derpy's can be seen in a single frame of the show, but the most common ones have only 1, and her eyes are derped out.

There is only 2 currently possible speech lines for Derpy, one being Muffins, and the other being a mess of hushed speaking in a crowd when Trixie, another pony from the show, is showing off.
Derpy Hooves is almost completely fan made, never the less she is one of the most popular.
Derpy Hooves by Slice-n-dice July 10, 2011

Hoorvash 

A smart ass. She is always kind. She gets really weird sometimes. she usually has a crush on midgets.
Hoorvash is Smart
Hoorvash by A cool one November 2, 2019

Smashing of hooves 

Smashing of hooves occurs when a terrible poker player AKA a donkey high 5's another terrible player.
A terrible poker player called the poker pro with the last of his chips, hoping to hit one of the remaining two 4s on the river. When the miraculous 4 came, he turned to his buddy who was a terrible player in his own right and gave him an exuberant high 5. The poker pro muttered to himself that it was hard to hear himself think over the smashing of hooves.

Hearts and Hooves Day 

The day on which ponies all over Equestria celebrate love, or in some regions, friendship.

Humans later copied the holiday, calling it 'Valentines Day', although so far it is widely agreed that it has failed to live up to the standards of the Equestrian holiday.
'Our teacher doesn't have a super special some-pony on hearts and hooves day?! We'd better get her one!!'

Derpy Hooves 

A grey pegasus pony and minor character in the cartoon series My Little Pony. She is best known for her clumsiness and cross-eyed gaze. Originally named Ditzy Doo, she quickly became a favorite among bronies. She likes muffins and delivering mail.
Derpy Hooves can count to muffin. She is not a clever pony.
Derpy Hooves by laofmoonster April 17, 2011