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a miscelaneous piece or part. similar to thing-a-ma-jiggy or something you can't recall the name of at the momment.
hey, in that tool drawer, hand me that little what's it's hootis.
by jasoniowa October 03, 2006
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noun: A synonym for any object you forget the name of or simply prefer to call hootis.
"Have you seen the hootis we use to open jars?"
I thought I put the hootis away.
by 007Girl February 03, 2010
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Generalized term for any given item or body part
Shut the hell up or I will kick you in the hootis!
by donkeypunchyou November 09, 2008
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a home-made, often crude, often cheap, marijuana-smoking device which can be disposed of or hidden easily in the event of a raid
"you got your piece, bro?"
"nah, man, the fuzz took that shit. I made me a hootis."
by samzilla88 December 07, 2009
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Greasy, nasty, skanky ass ho that should never be touched or spoken to.
Look at the nasty hootis chick over there, get back, don't let it touch you!
by The Gnome/Penguin December 07, 2003
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A hotel or motel room (usually inexpensive long-term stay motels) rented by a few people, but lived in by several. The cost is thus split among a large group of tenants, and as such can run as low as $20-$30 a week.
When the police raided our squat, we (I and my fifteen friends) scrounged up a few dollars and rented out a hooti for the month.
by C's and D's February 16, 2010
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Unexplainably odd, gross, sickening, freakish.
Ruff went to the Midway and the chick had a hootis mole.

We've got rats, hootis rats.
by Husker October 15, 2003
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