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hooverville 

during the great depression, a small cardboard village on the outskirts of a town, near the railroad tracks, where those who lost money would wait for a train to pass, then hop a boxcar and ride it out west to find a new life. hoovervilles were most common in states like Illinois and Michigan, industrial areas where unemployement was at its worst. they were so named because herbert hoover was president during the stock market crash and is widely blamed for it.
the police officers busted up the hooverville the day after billy hopped a train.
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Huntersville, NC 

A wonderful town, less than 30 minutes from the heart of Charlotte, NC.
also very close to Lake Norman.
it was named #2 best place to live in the US one year by Forbes.
Birkdale is one of the its biggest attractions.
there is a great homeschool community. and the public schools are not too bad either.
many parks.

mall nearby
there is a Discovery Kid's Museum for children around 2-8yrs old.

a beautiful town, with historic houses.
yeah there are some rednecks, but that ok.
Guy: Have you heard of this place called Huntersville, NC???

Girl: OMG YES! It is so amazing! i love to walk around Birkdale and buy a bunch of stuff... and there is a mall too!!!!
why?

Guy: oh cuz i heard that the fishing is great on lake norman.

Huntersville, NC 

A small town beginning 15 minutes from downtown Charlotte. The perfect mix of small town suburban life and being close to a large city. The schools are always overcrowded. Hopewell is better than North Meck. Huntersville Cops do NOTHING except hide and try to catch people speeding. It's because Huntersville isn't high on crime.
Guy 1: You better slow your roll.
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: This is Huntersville, NC. HPD will bust yo ass in a minute. They're bored and everywhere.

The Mayor of Hooterville 

given as a compliment to a woman with an impressive rack, a bodacious set of ta-tas, an amazing couple of hooters.
Wow! Have you seen Marianne in that revealing dress? I'm voting for her to be The Mayor of Hooterville!

The Mayor of Hooterville 

Someone who likes to go to Hooter restaurants all over the world where the Girls often give autographs, pictures, hugs, kisses and maybe even a phone number or two!!
It's a pity that my wife won't let me go to Hooters yet The Mayor of Hooterville almost goes on a daily basis!

Hooverville 

The first car on the subway when riding very late at night. This car is usually filled with hobos, winos, bums and an assortment of riff raff, who flop around and stink up the joint.
Bro1: "Here's the train, let's get on the first car, so we're close to the exit when we get off"

Train: "Toooot, chugga chugga chugga, screeeeeeee pishhhh"

Bro2: "No way bro, it's late at night, I don't want to ride in Hooverville, lets take a middle car, where the biddies at."

Huntersville NC 

A poor shit hole left behind when Charlotte began to modernize. All the street lights still hang on ropes like the did when they were first fucking invented. There are no more than 2 schools that aren't over 250 years old. Its filled rednecks and soccer moms that can not afford the niceties of Charlotte. Most people have no driving skill whatsoever. Best known as the asshole of North Carolina, Always missing any kind of good weather. Everything here looks and smells as ridiculously ancient as it is. Most people are old, rude or some combo of the two. Most people under the age of 19 that have lived in this cock munch of a town end up running away from it before they are legal to do so. Hardest thing to find is someone that looks like they have showered within the last few weeks. And that doesn't have a pony-tail.
I would rather shit a chicken than live in or around huntersville NC.