by Hoosey Johnson December 27, 2007
Someone who gives free mustache rides to women of all sizes. Not afraid to show off his dad bod at the local beach. Can't remember when his AA meeting is because he blacked out last night. An overall decent guy, wicked small Johnson, and mediocre wheels. Tinder dm's always welcome.
Everyone thinks they're the shit these days, but in reality we all just need to chill and bee hoosey
by fgilly7 April 2, 2016