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9.
As in the colloquial usage of "hooped it". The act of balancing a volleyball, football or other inflatable object under ones buttocks while in a swimming pool.

Although giving the appearance and sensation of floating, the proponent runs the risk of opening his (or her) anus and "ingesting" the ball (or other object) into the colonic tract. Thus rendering the protagonist a "permanent floater" having hooped the ball.
Freakboy: "Dude, where's the damn volleyball? I wanna get on with the game!"

Hoopy-boy: "Man, I was floating on it and now it's gone. I think I hooped it!"
by Adrian Bridgwater May 31, 2008
 
1.
caught in a situation that has no obvious solution
We are kind of hooped because the guy to interview you doesn't come in to work for another two hours.
by dp June 11, 2003
 
2.
Screwed. An uncomfortable situation. In a bad situation that seems to have no way out. Comes from one of two meanings:

1) To have figuratively taken it up the ass (the hoop).

2) railway terminology where new (additional) work orders were passed along to a train crew. The orders were printed on paper, tied with string, and held up high on the end of a pole. The string had a loop for the trainman to lean out of the window of a moving train and aim his arm through the loop (hoop) to get the orders.
"How you gonna explain that to your wife?"
"I dunno man, I'm hooped."

Yardmaster: "Theres more work for you down the line."
Conductor:"Damn, Why can't we tie up and go home?"
Yardmaster: "I got the orders from above. I'll hoop them up to you."
Trainman to Conductor after grabbing order successfully: "We're hooped"
by Gambrinus September 28, 2005
 
3.
Broken, not working properly
This joystick is hooped
by monkeywerks May 11, 2005
 
4.
To describe the act of concealment inside a human anus. Originating in Scotland due to the term hoop being used to describes ones anal ringpiece.
"How did u get that hash here from Finland?"
"I hooped it!"
by smik2 January 22, 2009
 
5.
Can't be bothered, Can't be assed
As hoop is a slang for your ass, instead of "can't be assed" you "can't be hooped"
by James Macleod May 08, 2006
 
6.
Non-functional, exhausted.
I was too hooped to go to the party tonight.
by David Kamloops December 08, 2004
 
7.
when someone steals your rims or wheels.
Those guys hooped my wheels...
by who_else1234 December 14, 2009