One badass mutha. With a dick like a skyscraper and the body of a god it is understandable that he should be the most desirable man ever alive. Not only is he on a first name basis with greats like chuck norris and Bill Gates, but he also is a regular guest at the playboy mansion. This man is clearly a capital "b" badass. Use a respectful tone in his presence.
Chuck Norris: Dude I totally hung out with Hoopes the other day
Bill Gates: Did not
Chuck Norris: did too
Bill Gates: Hoopes is such a badass
God: yep
Bill Gates: Did not
Chuck Norris: did too
Bill Gates: Hoopes is such a badass
God: yep
by jolly roger69 November 19, 2010
1. A slang description of the act of someone being ass fucked by someone with a big dick which leaves their asshole gaping. Typically used to metaphorically describe a situation where you've experienced hardship and are unable to do anything about it.
2. A slang word to describe self-inflicted misfortune that could have easily been avoided.
2. A slang word to describe self-inflicted misfortune that could have easily been avoided.
1. Guy one - "Hey man, did you see how I got lag-slashed in dark souls?"
Guy two - "Yeah man, you got fucking hooped!"
2. " I was walking along and slipped on the ice, if I had worn better boots I wouldn't have fucking hooped myself."
Guy two - "Yeah man, you got fucking hooped!"
2. " I was walking along and slipped on the ice, if I had worn better boots I wouldn't have fucking hooped myself."
by Jo the Jo December 28, 2017
To stick a drug up your ass for the purpose of bypassing the bodies filtration organs (liver, kidney) and introduce the drug directly into the blood stream in order to heighten the effects.
by djSteele September 20, 2006
by Hoopmaster September 25, 2009
Hoop earrings usually worn by Latinas and Jersey girls with killer tans. These are also very popular among the Russian girls in ten inch heels at the hair salon who say terrible things about you amongst themselves while they wash your hair! Southern white girls are too 'preppy' to wear these and wouldn't be caught dead in them!
See: Snooki takes off her big ass hoop earrings to fight
See: Snooki takes off her big ass hoop earrings to fight
Hannah: Hey chelsea did you check out the hoops on the new girl?
Chelsea: O gosh, I know! She must not be from around here! We better watch out or she just might pull a Snooki on our asses!
Hannah: Tell me about it! Ughhh!!!
Chelsea: O gosh, I know! She must not be from around here! We better watch out or she just might pull a Snooki on our asses!
Hannah: Tell me about it! Ughhh!!!
by Leno89 August 12, 2011
by Ashley January 23, 2004