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Someone who has a crooked penis. You probably cannot tell unless the penis is errect.
Dude when you get errect your dick is shaped like a rainbow. How does that treat the ladies? Your hookdick is in the way!!!!
by Darrin May October 04, 2007

Words related to hook dick

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when your penis while erect makes a hook shape because it leans to one side
girl, my man is like captian hook, in the pants that is.
by Rick March 12, 2003