hoeflation 

The concept of men having to work 20x harder than their grandfathers did for women 20x worse than what their grandmothers were

Man 1: why don’t you get a girlfriend

Man 2: because hoeflation is insane at the moment

hoeflation by Bigdaddymomo June 30, 2022

hoodly daddle 

The moon, according to the baby boomers who allegedly landed men there in their spare time.

The hoodly daddle sure is bright tonight! You know we landed a man there when I was only in high school? What have you done millennial!

hoodly daddle by gravedigger bear July 1, 2019

Hoeflation 

Hoeflation is a term which describes the increase in price men have to pay for lower value women. This is reflected through higher prices in terms of, having to spend more $ on women, having to have a certain personality, physique, etc. Women have lost all their value as they have sex with everyone, can't cook and don't know how to be good wives.

The Hoeflation in manly this month is up 6%

Hoeflation by MyNameIsCdog July 4, 2022

Hoodlenese 

AAVE, Ebonics, the lanuage of urban America.

Dat bird speaks fluent Hoodlenese.

Hoodlenese by DeZuyderZee February 3, 2019

LOFTED HOOF

One of the greatest footballing moves ever created and is used quite frequently by arsenals defensive midfielder legend, Alex Song Bilong.

commentator 'Song Bilong with another beautiful LOFTED HOOF!!!!!'

LOFTED HOOF by S.AlexFerguson August 14, 2009

Hofolio 

Ones collection/portfolio of girl's phone numbers. One's hofolio is often stored on their cellular phone.

"Who should we hang out with tonight? You should check your hofolio to see who is available."

Hofolio by Angstd May 16, 2008

Hoeflation 

Hoeflation is a derogatory portmanteau of "whore" and "inflation", used to refer to the unfair Pareto Distribution principle (80/20 rule) that has appeared in dating culture due to the advent of internet dating (such as Tinder). It essentially affirms that the dating market tends to be rigged in favor of women. The top 80% of women only really go after the top 20% of men (female hypergamy), whereas a few decades ago, typically women would find men on their level as opposed to men way above their level. Women only date upwards now, and by a lot. The average man nowadays needs to work several times (~5x) harder than his grandfather (finances, bodybuilding, career etc.) to attract women who are several times (~7x) in lower quality (inferior) to his grandmother (less attractive, abhorrent personality) etc. Lets do a quick inflation formula with the 5 and the 7. Real Inflation Rate = ((New Price - Old Price) / (Old Price x Quality Factor)) x 100 so we get Real Inflation Rate = ((50 - 10) / (10 x 7)) x 100 which is a 571% real inflation rate (rate of Hoeflation in this case) that men must bear the cost of. Now lets look at some more math. According to Kanye West, one good girl is worth a thousand bitches while Lil Wayne says that bitches come a dime a dozen. So one good girl is worth $8.33, so a bitch is $0.00833 (these are all in USD).

Friend 1: Dude, I make a ton of money, I'm fit, I have a decent career and house. A girl rejected me on Tinder because im only 5'11" tall. She wants a 6'0" man.

Friend 2: What the heck? Thats crazy, sounds like Hoeflation on Tinder to me. Ouch.

Hoeflation by davidmilldurger March 30, 2023