The type of girl that's from Delaware but grew up in Philadelphia and says she's a Californian but in reality is a narcissistic gaslighting demon from Dantes Inferno, she'll seduce you like a siren and sing you to shipwreck while living off your spirit energy, she usually keeps her x boyfriend around long after your dating... As a "best friend" That she secretly smokes crystal meth with behind your back as they wager what part of your soul they will sell first after they've emptied your bank account. It will usually take 3-4 years before you can break the spell of this special creature and try to piece your life back together again. Beware!
Hey bro why don't you like this new girl that I'm trying to date. Well bro I keep trying to tell you she a real "hoodwinker"
by Pyramid Oracle May 28, 2023
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When the tip of penis is stuck together while trying to pee..pee squirts like end of pinched hose
Late night piss..hoodwinked..sprayed all over
by TheMadStoner December 26, 2022
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When a racist, light skinned golden brown hating. Lil Pink dick mafuka, fat white ex cop from Texas perfectly good daddys girl falls in love wit a golden brown ass, big beautiful lip, pretty hair having nigga.
Goddammit Heidi, I told yiu bout them niggas. Now your pa has been Hoodwinked.
by COLDLIFE January 29, 2022
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White hoodwinked means exactly what it sounds like. A racist white politician who lies, hides the truth, or cheats to get elected.
Why are people voting for him, don't they know they are being white hoodwinked by a racist crooked politician.
by 2B+ March 1, 2020
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