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hoodlander 

A wanna be gangster that smokes weed in the school bus stops;

They are seen in a group and often heard using the word "nigga" on every end of their sentences, and complain that their asses are cold in the winter when their pants are half way down showing their butt crack like Grand Canyon.

They are seen in a group and often heard using the word "nigga" on every end of their sentences, and complain that their asses are cold in the winter when their pants are half way down showing their butt crack like Grand Canyon.
Did you see that hoodlander? He's a straight a student that's a wanna be gangsta
hoodlander by MistaM. January 6, 2015
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The Hoodlands 

What white rich teenagers of The Woodlands who were born and raised in 'the streets of Grogan's point' call their city.

An infestation of 'straight up gangster' privileged teenagers in the Woodlands.

The Woodlands becomes The Hoodlands when rich parents living in The Woodlands buy their son a cadilac escalade so he may look 'fly' and like a 'straight up G'

a Wangstas name for his town when he wants to look ghetto like the black/mexican Gangsters on TV
"yo man - lets meet up at market street. shitz goin down tonight"

White boy 1: sup ma nigg whats crackin?
White boy 2: yo man, my dad just bought me another ferrari
White boy 1: ohh for realz?? we gots to roll in dat thing tonight, and show it off in the Hoodlands

Hoodlarge 

Hoodlarge (n.)

hoŏd-lärj

When something is super popular (or "big") and gains mad attention in the hood because it's so cool and gangster, then it is "hoodlarge."
"Yo man, that jacket you're rocking is HOODlarge!"

"Peter, that party last weekend was hoodlarge!"

"Dude this burrito is sooo hoodlarge!"
Hoodlarge by gzd-sss-pjl December 1, 2009

hoodlands 

hardcore name for the woodlands, texas - a 97% white upscale community.
yo nigga u been to the hoodlands, its pretty bad ass.
hoodlands by hardcorenigger May 11, 2007

hood slang 

Slang used in the hood.
My manager told me not to use hood slang with the customers!
hood slang by Vrsce July 11, 2014

Hoodling 

Jamal is such a hoodling
Hoodling by The Father Of Failure February 13, 2020
Well, Billy, that sure was some crazy hoodang we had the other night!
hoodang by El Ninja May 31, 2004