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hoodlander 

A wanna be gangster that smokes weed in the school bus stops;

They are seen in a group and often heard using the word "nigga" on every end of their sentences, and complain that their asses are cold in the winter when their pants are half way down showing their butt crack like Grand Canyon.

They are seen in a group and often heard using the word "nigga" on every end of their sentences, and complain that their asses are cold in the winter when their pants are half way down showing their butt crack like Grand Canyon.
Did you see that hoodlander? He's a straight a student that's a wanna be gangsta
hoodlander by MistaM. January 6, 2015

hoodburger 

A {hoodburger} is a bum that walks around outside all day long just rollin deep with their crew. No matter the weather, rain, snow, they hold down the block. They are usually dirtbags with no jobs, and have been to jail on numerous occasions. They are always down to beat up dirty ass hos that look like randirt. And they hate dykes because after they fuck them up, they cant fuck them.
"hey Murph, look at those ugly ass hoodburgers walkin around with Vicky"
hoodburger by MuRpH DuRpH April 9, 2005

Fowl Hoodaggery 

The act of intercourse between man and PIÑATA.
Man that fuckers a fowl hoodagger!
Fowl Hoodaggery by Mr. NAG September 11, 2004

Hoodbanger 

1.group of ghetto kids, also referred as hood rats that somehow get into the gang banger lifestyle.

2. word that slip out when people are high and say stupid shit
Average Joe: yo man who was at that party the other night?
Bret Bystander: idk man just a bunch of hoodbangers.
Average Joe: hahaha wtf?
Bret Bystander: ah i ment hood rats.
Hoodbanger by Hoodbanger April 13, 2011

HoodParents 

A gamer tag used by kids that have downs syndrome, Tourettes, and autism. They usually hate xxtentacion and they are gay. They also have ADHD
Anxiety disorders
Allergies
Arachnoiditis
Asperger Syndrome
Asthma
Autism
Bipolar disorder
Brain injuries
Charcot-Marie-Tooth disease
Chronic fatigue syndrome
Chronic pain
Circadian rhythm sleep disorders
Coeliac Disease
Crohn's disease
Depression
Diabetes
Ehlers Danlos Syndrome
Endometriosis
Epilepsy
Fetal Alcohol Spectrum Disorder (FASD)
Fibromyalgia
Food allergies
Fructose malabsorption
Hereditary Fructose Intolerance
Hyperhidrosis
Hypoglycemia
Inflammatory bowel disease
Interstitial cystitis
Irritable Bowel Syndrome
Lactose Intolerance
Lupus
Lyme Disease
Major depression
Metabolic syndrome
Migraines
Multiple Sclerosis
Multiple Chemical Sensitivity
Myasthenia Gravis
Narcolepsy
Personality disorders
Primary immunodeficiency
Psychiatric disabilities
Reflex Sympathetic Dystrophy
Repetitive stress injuries
Rheumatoid arthritis
Schnitzler's Syndrome
Schizophrenia
Scleroderma
Sjögren's Syndrome
Trigeminal Neuralgia
Spinal Disorders
Temporomandibular joint disorder
Transverse Myelitis
Ulcerative Colitis

Also, they hate Niggers.
Branden - Hey did you see that kid HoodParents?

Patrick - Yeah he is watching gay sex behind the trash can.
What you get when you film fights and dumb shit in the Hood.

Like Footage from the Hood.....Hoodage
I was on Reddit watching Hoodage Videos and lost track of time.
Hoodage by beerme72 January 3, 2022