pad, tampon, or any other feminine napkin
Hey dad, can you pick up some hoobers at the store?
by Amy January 18, 2005
To have a half a hard on
I couldn't bang her properly, I was so pissed I could only get a hoober.
by Kriss Schneider August 24, 2006
In Mexico referred to as a flat tire.
Ah, damn! I got a hoober!
by Joedom November 23, 2011