pad, tampon, or any other feminine napkin
Hey dad, can you pick up some hoobers at the store?
by Amy January 18, 2005
Top Definition
To have a half a hard on
I couldn't bang her properly, I was so pissed I could only get a hoober.
by Kriss Schneider August 24, 2006
joint, spliff, doobie,
hey man wanna smoke a hoober?
by Jscratch June 02, 2004
A nickname given to a very funny, goofy, loving guy. They always find a way to bring a smile to peoples faces, usually by stupid shitty jokes. A Hoober is usually tall, white, fair skinned, brown hair, energetic, dumb, and very funny. His sense of humor can be a little uncomfortable at first, but get to know him and he's the funniest dude in town. They are loyal, caring, loving, and embracing boyfriends.
Omg Jerry is such a Hoober, he always makes me laugh with his jokes.
by It's_Hoober January 18, 2016
In Mexico referred to as a flat tire.
Ah, damn! I got a hoober!
by Joedom November 23, 2011
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