Top Definition
To have a half a hard on
I couldn't bang her properly, I was so pissed I could only get a hoober.
by Kriss Schneider August 24, 2006
pad, tampon, or any other feminine napkin
Hey dad, can you pick up some hoobers at the store?
by Amy January 18, 2005
joint, spliff, doobie,
hey man wanna smoke a hoober?
by Jscratch June 02, 2004
A nickname given to a very funny, goofy, loving guy. They always find a way to bring a smile to peoples faces, usually by stupid shitty jokes. A Hoober is usually tall, white, fair skinned, brown hair, energetic, dumb, and very funny. His sense of humor can be a little uncomfortable at first, but get to know him and he's the funniest dude in town. They are loyal, caring, loving, and embracing boyfriends.
Omg Jerry is such a Hoober, he always makes me laugh with his jokes.
by It's_Hoober January 18, 2016
In Mexico referred to as a flat tire.
Ah, damn! I got a hoober!
by Joedom November 23, 2011

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