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1.
To have a half a hard on
I couldn't bang her properly, I was so pissed I could only get a hoober.
by Kriss Schneider August 24, 2006
 
2.
joint, spliff, doobie,
hey man wanna smoke a hoober?
by Jscratch June 02, 2004
 
3.
pad, tampon, or any other feminine napkin
Hey dad, can you pick up some hoobers at the store?
by Amy January 18, 2005
 
4.
In Mexico referred to as a flat tire.
Ah, damn! I got a hoober!
by Joedom November 23, 2011