honking

When you're unimaginably frustrated, annoyed and rageful, like an angry goose.

Adam was absolutely honking on Friday...

by kestrelbantedd January 30, 2018

Honked

A state of drunken foolhardiness.

I was so honked the other night i pissed in my boots.

by HowdeHow March 10, 2004

honk

Someone who is a fucking retard.

Someone who looks funny as hell,dresses funny as hell or does something stupid as hell.

by Schofield May 30, 2005

Honk

Something you can yell at any occasion that you choose... i mean it works for me!

E.g: Hooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnkkkkkkkkkk!

by cloudburst_juggalo August 14, 2002

honking

The sudden overwhelming stench of a recently (usually warm and squeaky) dropped fart that is so potent it can peel paint off the wall and even make the receivers nose fall off. These farts have also been known to have a blast radius of twenty feet and last a good ten minutes after detonation.

Man, your arse is absolutely honking

by Cal Landor December 1, 2006

honking

How you let everyone around you know that you are driving a motor vehicle in NYC.

Every car in NYC: HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK!!!!!!!
Me: Yes we get it you're in car in NYC, now SHUT THE FUCK UP AND STOP HONKING FOR NO REASON.

by Foodinator August 17, 2013

Honking

incessantly insisting about a task, desire, or problem at hand

Greg: "Bru Bru Bru Bru Bru... Can you hit a bulls-eye so we can go to Taco Bell already?"
Bru: "Dude stop honking at me, I'll do it when I want"

by SpiritoftheGame January 27, 2015