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1. honking
anything large, excessive, or otherwise inordinately disproportionate by almost any measure. Occasionally referring to an event with onomatope. (Note: substitution with the word makka.)
He blew a honking booger out his nose.
2. honking
Dirty,filthy,unclean. Truly grotty.
That shirt you are wearing is absolutely honking !
3. honking
Of unusually large or otherwise disproportionate dimensions; by extention, anything out of the ordinary.
That was one honkin' Gewürztraminer, Floyd! Good call!
by Doron Oct 27, 2003 add a video
4. honking
Having a whinge, a moan, a complain or just a good old fashioned honk...
That bloke is always honking about something
5. honking
The sudden overwhelming stench of a recently (usually warm and squeaky) dropped fart that is so potent it can peel paint off the wall and even make the receivers nose fall off. These farts have also been known to have a blast radius of twenty feet and last a good ten minutes after detonation.
Man, your arse is absolutely honking
6. honking
Deaf people talking, or trying to.

Many people who are legally "deaf" can hear very limited frequency ranges, so their vocal patterns formed around the frequencies they were able to distinguish as a kid. Their speech sounds muted and does not contain details such as the sharpness of a hard "j" or "s" for example. The flat sound of this speech is usually referred to as honking since that's what it sounds like.
"Fucking deafies, nobody understands their honking."
7. honking
the new slang word for "cool" or "neato"
That is one honking sweater kelsey is wearing today
by scott May 18, 2004 add a video
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