Honfiring

"Hey, I want to go honfiring."

"What is it?"

"When you make smores,
on a house fire."

"..."

"So you just wait for a house fire to happen on the fire ready app.
Then you drive on over to the house,
and there's a big ass fire ready for marshmallow cooking,
and then you get the delicious taste of dreams going up in smoke on your marshmallows."

"..."

"So, you wanna go honfiring with me?"

"No"

Honfiring by TheAutisticHumanBeing December 26, 2018

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Honouring

Randoms ghanian who gets no girls LOL

Man that guy is such an Honouring

Honouring by x11poco March 15, 2021

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Related Words

Honfiring • bonfiring • hoffering • honkering • Honouring

honkering

adverb meaning large, grande or enormous

That's one honkering sandwich!

honkering by Weio Wei hung low May 18, 2017

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bonfiring

The act of participating in a bonfire.

Lets go bonfiring!

I think there are people bonfiring outside! It smells!

bonfiring by GoddessOFsex February 3, 2012

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hoffering

it’s when my teacher mrs hoffer cry’s start using the word

student-oh mrs hoffer stop hoffering

hoffering by runner200( June 29, 2019

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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