Honfiring
"Hey, I want to go honfiring."
"What is it?"
"When you make smores,
on a house fire."
"..."
"So you just wait for a house fire to happen on the fire ready app.
Then you drive on over to the house,
and there's a big ass fire ready for marshmallow cooking,
and then you get the delicious taste of dreams going up in smoke on your marshmallows."
"..."
"So, you wanna go honfiring with me?"
"No"
"What is it?"
"When you make smores,
on a house fire."
"..."
"So you just wait for a house fire to happen on the fire ready app.
Then you drive on over to the house,
and there's a big ass fire ready for marshmallow cooking,
and then you get the delicious taste of dreams going up in smoke on your marshmallows."
"..."
"So, you wanna go honfiring with me?"
"No"
Honfiring by TheAutisticHumanBeing December 26, 2018
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