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honeymoon snow 

Used to describe snowfall accumulation when the total cannot be predicted. You know you're going to get it, but you don't know how many inches.
Wendy: How much snow are we supposed to get?

Ralph: They're not sure. It's honeymoon snow. You know you're going to get it...
honeymoon snow by CMFS February 5, 2010

Honeymoon Salad 

I prefer a honeymoon salad because its simple. It's lettuce alone.
Honeymoon Salad by timbre June 18, 2014

Honeymoon Sweet (shot) 

On such a nights occasion…

In Penticton a shot was born from the conversations of AL, Norm and John and by the hands of Tatiana.

Instructions:
- A joint must be smoked

- Mix

1. 2oz Green Apple Vodka
2. 1 oz Peach Schnapps

3. 1 oz Malibu Rum
4 Splash of Golden Spear
5. Splash of soda water
Have you heard of a Honeymoon Sweet (shot)?

Honeymoon Salve 

Any type of personal lubricant that aides sexual slippin' and slidin'.
Damn this girl is tight. I'm gonna need a bit of honeymoon salve.
Honeymoon Salve by dgmotorhead December 16, 2011

Honeymoon Stew 

When 2 individuals engage in the lawful act of marriage and immediately proceed into some form of vacation. On the vacation (a.k.a. Honeymoon) a water bath is drawn immediately upon arrival. The couple engages in daily bathing and/or sexual acts in the tub. The bath is never drained at all throughout the duration of the honeymoon. All residual bodily grime and excrement remains in the tub. Upon conclusion of the honeymoon, some of the bath water (a.k.a. Honeymoon stew) is removed and bottled - often used as a pheromone/personal fragrance.
Wow, you smell incredible this evening!”

“Thanks, we just tied the knot and I’m wearing my Honeymoon Stew!”

honeymoon stage 

finding a new boyfriend/girlfriend and falling in like with them . when your first getting serious, and you can't stand to be away from them. but you don't love them .
look at kelly and travis . they're always all over each other .

its the honeymoon stage, they'll grow out of it .