hondle Share definition Flag vb, a conjunction of "fondle" and "handle", indicating the act of calming a superior who is not happy with the solution to a given problem. Dave hondled the boss by explaining that TPS reports really don't add value to the organization. hondle by Al Bany November 7, 2011 0 0 Get merch Get the hondle mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch