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homoblivious 

The exact opposite of gaydar. The inability to sense anothers sexual orientation.
My husband thought Steve was hitting on me... he is so homoblivious.
homoblivious by Sotalia99 October 21, 2008
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Hoboblivious 

Being completely oblivious to the fact that you look like a bum.
Dude, you'll never get that promotion if keep dressing like a bum. Are you Hoboblivious?
Hoboblivious by PPink February 10, 2009

homoblivious 

My mom is so homoblivious, she calls her queer neighbors "the bachelors".
homoblivious by ellerphant April 1, 2006

homoblivious 

The state of being unaware of another person's overt homosexuality; the complete lack of "gaydar." Introduced nationally on March 15, 2006, by syndicated radio personality Tom Griswold of "The Bob And Tom Show."
Homoblivious as ever, Mary thought the two scantily-clad men making out on the beach were practicing CPR.
homoblivious by Jimmy T. April 1, 2006

homobvious 

When some one you know is so gay and they think that you do not know that they are, but you do.
That Snyder is so Homobvious, it is funny.
homobvious by Deltalema February 9, 2007
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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