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Hoementum - (momentum with hoes) a term created (in this context) by a Pimp in Landover Maryland named William Jenkins. Hoementum is the affect of gaining the attention of a female that you are interested in by first getting the attention of other females, causing a "bandwagon effect" to occurr where since you're getting so much attention from other females, the female you're interested in begins to get curious, thinking, "what is it about him that girls like so much?" and then has the desire to join the "bandwagon" and see for herself why females are attracted to you. This comes from the fact , even admitted by women of all walks of life, that "no woman wants a man that other women don't want" - if that's the case that means "a woman wants a man that other women do want" (which is the logically equivalent statement).
I was attracted to Jessica, so I came to her party with two girls that I just met and let Jessica see me with them. Jessica approached me later and asked what is it about you that girls like so much. I told her to come find out and she came over. Classic case of hoementum.
hoementum by williamjenkins December 3, 2010
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Homoenthusiast 

Some one who is not only gay but enthusiastic about it
Person 1: hey did you talk to VAL lately?
Person 2: yea he was all over George
Person 1: what a HOMOENTHUSIAST
Homoenthusiast by destroyer058 January 5, 2011
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When one is about to have a moment that renders one a hoe.
Example 1: GEEZ, CALM DOWN OVER THERE! YOUSE ABOUT TO HAVE A HOEMENT!

Example 2: Oh. My. Gawd. Did you see her all over him? Total hoement.
hoement by Arsenic EI April 16, 2010
The combination of a hormone imbalance and a mental disorder. Most often diagnosed in women.
Lisa's constant ranting and raving is most likely a result of her being hormental.

Her memory loss could be caused by the disorder known as hormentalness.

People cutting in line at your favorite fast food restaurant could cause you to become hormental.
hormental by The Drapinator November 18, 2011

homoment 

the point at which, when talking or hanging out with someone, you realize they're gay, and they realize you're gay
Me and Jason were passionateley discussing musicals when suddenly it hit me....we were having a homoment.
homoment by J-K April 14, 2006

homoment 

when two people of the same gender experience a moment where they would rather be groping and kissing than talking.
Hey andie, check out those two guys over there having their homoment.
homoment by lucytron January 13, 2003
your not a ho, but you have moment when you feel like a ho. hence the word homent
one broad tell the next dame.... "i know i only met him 10 minutes ago, but i think i wanna suck his dick, does that make me a ho?"
in response the dame says "no its ok, your just having a homent."
homent by boobookittyfuhk January 31, 2006