homiesexual

when you suck your homies dick but its not gay cuz you said no homo and you're homies.

*sucking dick*

guy one: bro are you sure you're not gay?

guy two: naw dawg we said no homo and we're homies meaning it's homiesexual remember?

guy one: oh you're right my guy

by jackthegamer82 August 1, 2021

homiesexual

a sexuality to add to the 5,000,000 sexualities out there. people who are “homiesexual” are sexually attracted to their homies (most typically the boys), and can, and will, perform sexual acts with them and quite possibly also maintain a relationship with them. this is NOT gay AT ALL, it’s homiesexual

“yeah dude i fucked seth all night long.” i said to jason. “yo dog isn’t that gay as fuck?” he replied. jack chimed in with me and told them “nah dog, it ISNT gay. it’s homiesexual. just two homies in love.”

by eatmyasshoe March 5, 2018

homiesexual

homosexual but you say homiesexual as an excuse so people don't find out you're gay

hi queen im homiesexual because freddy has a fatass

by German Troop November 11, 2021

homiesexual

When a group of either girls or boys have a sexual experience or even just hold hands and and act gay IT'S NOT GAY

Rebeca(looks up and down) Aren't you dating Aric O'Connor?
O'Connor: Yea...why?
Rebeca: I just heard you and whats her name having sex last night
O'Connor: Oh yea but that's HOMIESEXUAL so it's not gay
What's Her Name: Yea bro come on catch up with the times this is my homie so yea I'm gonna fuck her
O'Conner:(rolls eyes) Yea

by 1r281 February 10, 2022

homiesexual

your gay best friend or a way to refer to men you treat as such

"Hey, hold my purse while we shop."
"Why are you gay-best-friending me?"
"Relax, homiesexual."

by quackgurl00 January 13, 2012

homiesexual

When ur a demi gay but in denial

Sapnap: u homiesexual dream?
Dream: ye lmao

Fans: do you kiss george?
dream: only when our socks are on
fans: bro that shits homiesexual af

Dream: george why wont u say you have me?
sapnap: i love you dream
dream: ew thats gay
sapnap: nah dw i have socks on, its only homiesexual

by MilkTea#8883 August 31, 2020

Homiesexual

When you got to pull a favor for the boys. Such favors tend to be sexual, but non-homosexual.

Eating your boy's ass ain't homosexual it's homiesexual.

by Papa Wallams October 18, 2017