homework pass 

A pass that students would kill for just so that they don't have to do homework for one fucking night. Its that valuable.

Mike: I got a homework pass for English.
Tim: You should keep that for a book report.
Mike: Fuck you, I'm using it tonight.
"Three days later, Mike has to do a book report on The Odyssey."
Mike: DAMN IT! I wished I KEPT IT!

homework pass by Senor Clean August 16, 2008

Homework Pass 

Something you can use to juke out the devil.
Basically, it's the best fucking thing you can get.

I got a Homework Pass. FUCK YEAH!!!!!

Homework Pass by IgnitedS10 February 8, 2019

Homework Pass 

The Best thing on earth

Teacher: "you have to read pages 40 to 120:
Me :Pulls out a homework pass

Teacher: 🤦

Homework Pass by A Average December 16, 2022

Homework Pass 

The Best thing on earth

Teacher: "you have to read pages 40 to 120:
Me :Pulls out a homework pass

Teacher: 🤦

Homework Pass by A Average December 16, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016