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Homework is what teachers give students when they feel that they haven't sufficiently tortured students enough during the allotted time period they have known as school. Once all the teachers have given you enough homework it can accumulate and force you to work long hours into the night. By the time you hit high school your schedule should look something like this:
6:30 AM - Wake up
7:30 AM - Go to school
3:15 PM- Get out of school
3:16 PM- Hang out with friends
5:00 PM - Start homework
4:00 AM - Finish homework

rinse, wash, repeat.
damnit, Mr. Smith gave me a book report to do on top of all my other homework...

did you even read the book?

phss... no.

have fun!
by my...pseudonym....yes..... August 09, 2009
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A legal form of torture, especially if it is of the Algebra variety.
"I had algebra homework to do, but instead I decided to lay on a bed of nails, much less painful"
by Dozer Zigashi February 28, 2010
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An educational object that spanks you like a little, red-headed, stepchild.
Homework: Get over here, baby!
Student: SHUT THE (BLEEP!) UP!
by frodaddy March 02, 2005
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what homeschoolers have all the time.

also what I am supposed to be doing right now.
What do you mean do I have homework? All of it's homework!
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The cause of the downfall of humanity. Why? Because all the wannabe goody-goods say "U DON'T DU UR HUMEWERK, U'LL WORK AT MCDONULDS FOR THE REST OF UR LIF!!11! LOLZ!!!!11eleven" Seriously, you goody-goods need to get a damn grip. You too lazy people. Not every teacher assigns homework. I know that some education experts are going against homework because how it causes family conflict, hate for school, dropouts, etc. I could really care less about school but at least I know how to spell, do math, write, etc.
Because this definition kept getting rejected, I had to dumb it down so that even the most stupid people would understand. If this gets rejected then you must be even dumber than a rock. Homework is seriously the cause of all crime, murders, rapes, suicides, etc. of all society.
by No one cares about names March 18, 2007
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Things teachers give to students to keep their attention away from the teacher's unignorably huge ass face and or other disorders all teachers have.
Sarah: "Hey.. look at Mr Linderdik's ass.. its GROSS.. and his.."

Mr. Linderdik (interuppts sarah) "and.. 21 pages of history report due tomorrow as homework..."
by Lookatmeandkissme(: October 06, 2009
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Fuckn baddest shit that can happen to you.You go to school for fucken 6 hours then they give you work to do at home. I say fuck homework and fuck the stupid cunt teachers that give it to you.
Ben:Fuckn got homework again lad
Tommo:fuck that shit im not doing it miss doyle can shove it up her arse hole,
by Darren Thomson April 29, 2005
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