Home-made queef

When a guy farts into a girls vagina before licking her out and she queefs the fart back out and inside his mouth.

Guy 1: My girlfriend and I produced a home-made queef the other night

Guy 2: wow, you're so lucky

Home-made queef by mashonictimblr June 22, 2011

Home Made Icing 

White stuff the baker puts on his donuts and cakes for some sweet and salty flavor.

I walked in to the back of the bakery and saw the chef pouring his home made icing all over the donuts while he was watching his computer! He must be a pro! Talk about multitasking.

Home Made Icing by Hosea Mattews January 19, 2023

Home Made Condom 

Something you use as protection while having intercourse, non-laytex. Made from home materials.

Chuck and Shurl were about to have intercourse when they noticed they were outta condoms, so chuck went to the kitchen... Grabbed the saran wrap, and strawberry jelly for lube. Hey Red, Hows that for a Home Made Condom??

Home Made Condom by Sherrrl January 2, 2009

Home Made Eye Patch 

you get tossed off spunk on her shin she looks down then you kick her in the eye so she gets a black eye like a eye patch

i gave my ex thee ol break up home made eye patch knocked her clean out

Home Made Eye Patch by nudger1107(Y) January 29, 2009

home made snickers bar 

when you fuck a chick in the ass thean make her suck your dick

i gave that bitch a home made snickers bar

home made snickers bar by Big Slik NIck June 29, 2006

home made satchel

any individual having more than average experiences with homosexuality

"Ha ha. Look at Greenleaf and Lynch having sex. They must be home made sachels."

home made satchel by Mike Gagnon June 11, 2003

home made macros

macros that are made from yourself
basically saying you have excellent skill in something to the point where it can match macros

jeff over there is so good, its like hes using home made macros

home made macros by deez33 July 31, 2021