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hollyoaks challenge 

A game in which the contender start masturbating in the title sequence of the British soap opera Hollyoaks and the challenge is to climax and finish before the end of the sequence.
You wouldn't believe it, but I was so close to cumming and beating the Hollyoaks challenge but before I could the opening finished.
hollyoaks challenge by smegbottom November 16, 2017

holdyfolds 

Different nomenclature for Terryfolds
Grab my holdyfolds.
holdyfolds by Hearshotkid_2113 June 28, 2019

hollyoaks boy 

A gay person. Named because of the majority of the male Hollyoaks cast looking gay as fuck.
you're such a hollyoaks boy

that dude over there is a definite hollyoaks boy
hollyoaks boy by Kempo August 23, 2007
hey, i love holloaks. do you?
hollyoaks by vartansgal October 12, 2003
...No. Hollyoaks, is in fact the shittiest TV soap in the UK. Ever. No plots, no excitement, no diversity. Just half an hour of boring, (albeit mostly v. pretty) bimbos and pretty boy cunts, who walk around like headless chickens in the latest Topshop fashions, talking absolute bollocks and doing fuck all.

Should only be watched for 5 minutes and muted, for a quick, pleasurable wank.
Hollyoaks should fuck off and die.
Hollyoaks by IntelligentIdiot November 28, 2006
best soap, should have some show in the awards instead of eastenders!ALL THE TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Toby's dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hollyoaks by Unknown November 7, 2003