Brandon Holland vs. Bob Hester...in a no-holds-barred hollanding match with a rich coat of canola oil.
by bobandbrandonwillneverknow December 29, 2010
Noun: an unwanted sexual advance in the form of a video taken from a mobile device. To be called a "holland," the video must contain video of male masturbation, up to and including ejaculation.
by docgl May 21, 2010
Holland,the name decribes it pretty well (Hole-Land),the land where the assholes (also named "dutch") come from.
The dutch hate the germans because Germany beats Holland on every single thing imaginable.
Holland is also the only country on the planet where immigrants have actually more rights then the dutch themself and make good use of them.
Dutch woman are known to sleep with everyone hence in Holland the best whores are free! Only a dutchmen will actually pay for a whore in Amsterdam.
The dutch hate the germans because Germany beats Holland on every single thing imaginable.
Holland is also the only country on the planet where immigrants have actually more rights then the dutch themself and make good use of them.
Dutch woman are known to sleep with everyone hence in Holland the best whores are free! Only a dutchmen will actually pay for a whore in Amsterdam.
Roberto; Yo Mario! Wanna go to Holland this weekend?
Mario; No thanks,i rather cut off my cock with a razor.
Mario; No thanks,i rather cut off my cock with a razor.
by Italiano1207 February 13, 2008
A Holland,A Male or Female local that shops at Trago or Lidals , Trago is a cheap outlet in the west and Lidals covers the South East , Answers to OH or What,Mainly Says TWAT .
by david bowie3 September 3, 2006
by tomhollandtessa September 17, 2017
A fucking hot British actor who plays Spider-Man with a killer American accent. A petition has been started to make him the next James Bond. He like quacksons and teasing fans by not showing us more pictures of his hair. He also likes quackson, the songs "Sexual" and "Umbrella" and his dog Tessa.
"Tom Holland, post a picture of your damn hair you annoying, adorable bastard!"
"Tom Holland needs to go live and tell us about it!!"
"Tom Holland needs to go live and tell us about it!!"
by hollandilovetom September 9, 2017
A. MAN. Who deserves nothing but happiness and love. Super hot and smol at the same time which is confusing but amazing. An inspiration to lots of people. He is loved by many because he's so flawless.
"Oh my god, I love Tom Holland so much."
"Did you see Tom Holland in Spiderman?"
"Tom Holland is a sexy motherfucker."
"Did you see Tom Holland in Spiderman?"
"Tom Holland is a sexy motherfucker."
by tomhollandings August 7, 2017