Holey Moley Lachlan Doley!!!!

A phrase used in extreme circumstances when something unbeleivable has occured. Commonly used by Edinburger schemies who have moved to the Aberdonian pikey council estates. Phrase originates from down under where chavs cannot understand gravity and fall off the planet.

Holey moley lachlan doley!!! Is that Candice fae doon the road wi a new luminus pink hairbobble????

by JR March 30, 2004

Assey-Holey

A person who is humorous and a jerk.

"OMG! Why do you have to be such an Assey-Holey!"

by Slamboni September 29, 2007

Holey-o

Child’s name for anal action

“Momma, can I have some holey-o?”

by HotDaddyFucker294 July 23, 2018

Holey Trinity

Three straight men engage in anal sex where they're all inside of each other at the same time in a sort of holey trinity.

Hey bro, wanna do a holey trinity with me an Jacob?

by Rat Jeigh March 14, 2018

Holey Tickle

When a girl fingers a guys asshole

My girl gave me the holey tickle last night!Am I gay for liking it?

Hey!Want the holey tickle?

by Faggot;) January 11, 2018