hole to pole ratio
Mike called and said we better haul ass over to White's pool party cause the hole to pole ratio was like 4 to 1.
hole to pole ratio by ianzo6 May 28, 2006
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Hole to Pole Factor
It's when a woman who has had children and a man who is not so well endowed, engage in sexual intercourse and they discover that because the diameter of her hole is too large for the circumference of his small penis their motions cause a sound similar to a fat man chewing a triple decker cheeseburger with the works. It's a sloppy sound and must be drowned out with music. Unfortunately, unless there is other stuff going on to arouse them, the sex is most unsatisfying.
Anita: So, did you sleep with him?
Chrissy: I most certainly did, *sigh*
Anita: What's wrong? Wasn't it good?
Chrissy: No the Hole to Pole Factor was unsatisfying.
Anita: Too bad.
Chrissy: I most certainly did, *sigh*
Anita: What's wrong? Wasn't it good?
Chrissy: No the Hole to Pole Factor was unsatisfying.
Anita: Too bad.
Hole to Pole Factor by MrsMama January 13, 2011
Pole to Hole Ratio
Pole to Hole Ratio by Vagueposting September 22, 2019
pole to hole
The act of laying next to another man with your dick, or "pole", directed towards that of his ass, or "hole.
Yo I'm trying to workout here, quit laying pole to hole.
or
I'm trying to sleep, stop laying pole to hole in case you wake-up with a wood.
or
I'm trying to sleep, stop laying pole to hole in case you wake-up with a wood.
pole to hole by #1XCRunner August 31, 2010
it's easier to dig a hole than build a pole
meaning it's easier to have a sex change operation from male 2 female...(cut off the male genetalia and create a vagina hole opening) than to have a female to male sex change operation...u can't cover the vagina hole opening and attach male genetalia, a bat and two balls a bat and two balls (penis and testicles)
pole means 8====> penis
pole means 8====> penis
Man 1: I want to have a sex change operation
Woman 1: You know what they say about sex change operations??? It's easier to dig a hole than build a pole...lolol
Woman 1: You know what they say about sex change operations??? It's easier to dig a hole than build a pole...lolol
it's easier to dig a hole than build a pole by blthrskt December 28, 2005
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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