Southern expression: To refrain from beating some one's ass.
Origin: Has something to do with Jesus and his mule.
Origin: Has something to do with Jesus and his mule.
Son: Mommy, my teacher called me a dummy.
Mom: Lawd! Somebody hold my mule!
Tom: I heard that you got fired.
Dan: Yeah, I had to hold my mule on them beeotches!
Trina: Girl! They repossessed my car!
Keshia: Hold my mule!!!
Mom: Lawd! Somebody hold my mule!
Tom: I heard that you got fired.
Dan: Yeah, I had to hold my mule on them beeotches!
Trina: Girl! They repossessed my car!
Keshia: Hold my mule!!!
by CatSuga October 10, 2006
by lazyboy5000 April 3, 2010
Referencing Jack and The Beanstalk, ‘holding my beans’, means I’m saving my money and not spending it, in the hope of growing those beans into a lucrative beanstalk.
It can also be used to say that money is invested somewhere.
It can also be used to say that money is invested somewhere.
“Are you coming out after work?”
“No, I’m holding my beans.”
“Have you got a lot of savings?”
“No. My investments are holding my beans.”
“No, I’m holding my beans.”
“Have you got a lot of savings?”
“No. My investments are holding my beans.”
guy says to his bud,"So have you been getting any lately?' bud answeres, "nay I've just been holding my own"
by stkras1 February 3, 2013
similar to suck my dick in that it is used as an insult. Mainly used to express discontent towards another. Correct usage includes an extended pronunciation of 'hold'
by The Sensation of YHS June 28, 2011
A phrase used when someone won't stop irritating you.
by MyNeckMyBackMyCookisAndMySnack February 2, 2016
Professional version of hold my beer. Words to say to a friend before willingly initiating a situation that holds the potential to end very well or very poorly.
I have a solution to this, but it's pretty ballsy and it kind of takes a crap on the current solution my boss put in place.
I'm going to do it. Ed, hold my clipboard.
I'm going to do it. Ed, hold my clipboard.
by J *Star November 26, 2017