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An uncountably large quantity. Derived from the Greek word "hojo", meaning "apple on a stick."
Bill Gates made a hojillion dollars in the past minute.
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A number so large, it does not bear quantifying. Usually used as an amount, or number of times.
Man, I heard eminem like, a hojillion times today, and he needs to die in the face.
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n. A great many; millions.
I am learning hojillions of new words from this book.
by The Grammar Nazi July 17, 2002
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HOJILLION (n): amount of money necessary for sex with erotic professionals, non-stop, for an average human lifespan.

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My plans for world domination unfortunately require about a hojillion dollars.
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The number of hos you can fit into your car.
Then I drank about a hojillion Dr. Peppers.
by Brad February 09, 2004
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