2 definitions by random-adam

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Monkeys Operating Abaci Per Hour. Used to describe hardware that is way off the back in terms of computing power.
"Yo, the GPU in my PS3 runs at 2 teraFLOPS!" "Yeah? Well, the Nintendo that I got back in '88 runs at six MOAPH."
by random-adam May 21, 2008
HOJILLION (n): amount of money necessary for sex with erotic professionals, non-stop, for an average human lifespan.

From "wildwood (153376)" on Slashdot
My plans for world domination unfortunately require about a hojillion dollars.
by random-adam December 19, 2006

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