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Hojillion

HOJILLION (n): amount of money necessary for sex with erotic professionals, non-stop, for an average human lifespan.

From "wildwood (153376)" on Slashdot

My plans for world domination unfortunately require about a hojillion dollars.

by random-adam December 21, 2006

MOAPH

Monkeys Operating Abaci Per Hour. Used to describe hardware that is way off the back in terms of computing power.

"Yo, the GPU in my PS3 runs at 2 teraFLOPS!" "Yeah? Well, the Nintendo that I got back in '88 runs at six MOAPH."

by random-adam May 21, 2008