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Hogan's Heroes 

1. A Hit T.V. show series that showed in the early 1960's and proceded through the early 1970's. Which was about a bunch of Allied prisoners in a P.O.W. camp(led by Col. Hogan)in Germany During WWII which caused mass DESTRUCTION to the Nazi war Effort By tricking the Luftwaffe and Gestapo in numerous ways with out ever getting caught. Hogan's Heroes, definitely brought out the TRUE meaning of WWII.

2. Col. Hogan- one of the most extraordinary Colonels (An extreamly Smart person) or possessing super smart quick mental thinking under great pressure.
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-without Hogan's Heroes, Hitler would've positively won WWII with out a doubt in anyone's mind.

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-Maybe I can't beat him physically, but im definitely gonna pull a Col. Hogan on his ass.
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Hogan's Alley

The act of spreading your ass cheeks with your pants down and slowly walking in front of your roommate's bedroom door while he attempts to flick coins into your fully exposed red eye.
My asshole is bleeding from our all night game of Hogan's Alley. The good news is, I have money for a coffee.
Hogan's Alley by jbogfunk April 4, 2009

hogan's goat 

The most fucked up thing known to man (often said by older people) Something that is so screwed up it is not even understandable.
Wow, Jim and Tom really blew that presentation.

Yah they were all fucked up like hogan's goat!
hogan's goat by razzle313 December 9, 2008

Hogan's Gap 

The little square gap between the top of some girls' thighs.

Most girls' thighs come together in a point before the pelvic girdle, but chicks who are particularly trim will have a small, square gap between their thighs.

That is Hogan's Gap. Can be abbreviated simply to Hogan.
Simon admired the cheerleader's Hogan's Gap through her lycra hot pants.
Hogan's Gap by Gunnar Longshanks January 4, 2007

hogan's goat 

In 1855 a European goat farmer by the name of Hoek Hogan raised a particularly disgusting goat. This goat quickly became famous for being the most horrific smelling and ugly creature to wander the fields. It is legend that his scent could be detected from over a kilometer away (.6217 miles).

To compare something to hogan's goat is considered a great insult.
"Timmy hasn't bathed in a week. He smells like Hogan's goat"

"She wanted me to eat her pussy, but it looked like Hogan's goat. So I ate out her butt instead"
hogan's goat by Ollywood Hoek Hogan November 22, 2009

Hogan's Goat 

Hogan's Goat is a 1965 play by William Alfred. (Wiki). The common phrase is "This makes Hogan's Goat look like a precision instrument!" It is less about being 'totally f*****d' and more a ludicrous, convoluted lampoon of politics in general.
"This makes Hogan's Goat look like a precision instrument!"
Hogan's Goat by Oh, my WORD November 27, 2020

hogan's homo's 

This is what happened to Colonel Hogan and the rest of his G.I.s after they were never rescued from Colonel Klink's Stalag 13 concentration camp.
Sergeant Schultz!! Did you witness colonel hogan buttfucking Kinchlo? Did you see 'hogan's homo's' in action??
Sgt. Schultz replies, "I SAW NOTHING!! NOTHING!!'
hogan's homo's by Florida Sunshine November 9, 2009