1 definition by jbogfunk

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The act of spreading your ass cheeks with your pants down and slowly walking in front of your roommate's bedroom door while he attempts to flick coins into your fully exposed red eye.
My asshole is bleeding from our all night game of Hogan's Alley. The good news is, I have money for a coffee.
by jbogfunk April 04, 2009

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