Any foul-tasting alcoholic beverage consumed for the express purpose of quickly becoming drunk. That special brew you turn to only when you need to drink your miseries away.
I've had a really crappy day. My wife left me. I got fired. And they towed my car away. Barkeep give me a Hog On The Rocks
On episode 800 of the Savage Lovecast at 16:10 there's a good ol' boy talking about missing his sweet lady Barb, and about how he missed "Crankin' the Hog on them Big Block Chevys" (BBCs) with her as a euphemism for having sex. I absolutely fell out hearing this. The best term for having sex I've heard in a very long time!! Sorry about Barb dude. She sounds like she was a keeper!