hoetiviation

The motivational drive, pursuant to, and in the quest thereof, defined by the objective of, to whit: The Hoes.

The primary hunt, in this civilization of barter-exchange mediums, where hunting for food is seen as a sport.

Searchin' for the ladies.

Pub-crawlin', without the objective of being carried home.

Hickey went out, with extreme hoetiviation pacing the strip, cig tucked behind his ear, searching for Ms. Right-Now.

hoetiviation by Seffbasilisk November 3, 2010

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hoetivation

Like motivation... but for hoes.

Girl #1: "Give me some hoetivation so I don't feel wrong for making back to back dick appointments please."
Girl #2: "Don't deprive yourself from getting dicked down!! Take two at once if that makes you happy, live your life!"

hoetivation by coolpigeon April 24, 2017

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Hoetivation

Motivation to HOE

Now that I'm single I need some hoetivation from my friends to go out and mingle.

Hoetivation by theartyoufeel April 6, 2017

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hoetivation

The motivation you get from having hoes to look hot and go out

Ugh I need hoetivation to go out tonight.

I have no hoetivation= you have no hoes

hoetivation by graceisslay February 28, 2025

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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