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1.
A word used to describe a location with a plethora of extravagant looking females that act in ways that aren't deemed acceptable to society's standards.
Man....I cannot wizzait to go to school tomorrow! It's so freaking hoetastic.
by joemammy February 28, 2007
 
2.
a word used by teenage girls that describes that something is hoe standard and also refer to the word hoetastic scale.
when someone/thing is slutty or just awesomely awesome, it is hoetastic.
by desireee && anetaa <33 December 29, 2007
 
3.
To be like or somthing which would be liked by a hoe
That skirt is hoetastic
by Miss chevious July 05, 2005