Noun
Pronounced "hO-liday" (like the O in grow, or in hoe)
A "hoeliday" is a national holiday for either
1. Farmers
or
2. Pimps

In some scenarios, pimping farmers can also have hoelidays. In all situations, hoeliday's include using hoe's for some purpose.
Me and my bitches get together on Thanksgiving for a hoeliday.

It's seed planting season! Time for another hoeliday!
by logophilito September 24, 2008
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A period of time where you take a break from being a hoe.
"Sorry I can't talk to you I'm going on hoeliday. I'll message you when I return"
by JKH&ARLSM November 8, 2015
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