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Hoeism is a diesease that most hoes struggle with on a daily basis. It can be contagious if you don't watch your self. Hoeism symptoms consist of: Using the dog filter on Snapchat constantly, Being innocent and not owning up to the fact you are a hoe, skanky clothing, Having multiple guy friends while having a boyfriend and saying you don't flirt with them when you actually do, and most importantly being unloyal. #TheseHoesAintLoyal
She struggles with hoeism
Hoeism by Shrekhipstergirl420 August 23, 2017
A collection of various quotes from Tom Douglas,a Hov who comprises one-third of the renowned triumvirate known as "The Trifecta".
"You're full of shit bitch"
"Yes, I have"
"I've had enough of your nagger sass."
"Ah bhyuh"
"FUUCKKKKKKK"
--Hovisms
Hovisms by Hov aka Free Agents December 9, 2008

Hoe-isms 

characteristics of a hoe, traits of a hoe
her hoe-isms are like all other skanks
Hoe-isms by studly1 January 10, 2012
Janine said to Kristen “I’m a follower of that hoeism religion”
Hoeism by Cheesecake2735 October 15, 2017
A term used when referring to someone that likes to hoe around a lot. (Dates a bunch of different people within a short period of time)
Wow. Sierra really likes to reel people in with her Hoeism ways.
Hoeism by Hottoddy24 January 25, 2021

Fake Hoeism 

The art of teasing men to think they will get some when in fact you know damn well you ain’t about that life and you finna tell him to leave you the fuck alone.

Can be compared to heavy teasing with no intention to go through the actual act!

Blue Ball Merchants!
Stef: Yo! That dude you were kissing... are you finna go home with him or is Eddie and I driving you back?

Alanna: The lame dude? HELL NO! That was just me on some FAKE HOEISM! Let’s dip before he comes back.
Fake Hoeism by eddiemagic7 July 22, 2019