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the name used to refer to your large/fat/overweight/obese ho-ish or a complete ho friend male or female
jane you are such a hoefer.
by kaci scroggins January 08, 2009
A dramatically shrunken male genitalia.
Holy crap this water is freezing it's giving me a hoefer.
by Dustin March 08, 2005