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the name used to refer to your large/fat/overweight/obese ho-ish or a complete ho friend male or female
hoefer by kaci scroggins January 9, 2009
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A house party full of fuckboys and skanky girls, all drunk and trying to hook up.
Ai-eee boy, gonna be a hoefest down at Tommo's tonight - you coming ?
Hoefest by 1dead July 7, 2019
Your dads a hoe and your mums a nerd they made you and now your a HOENERD
Hoe + Nerd = hoenerd

biscuit-hoffer 

An overweight person, often with a large fupa, known for lack of self control and a love of pastry
Mike set me up on a blind date last night, when I walked in and she was a total biscuit-hoffer, I decided maybe I like being single. I hate Mike.
biscuit-hoffer by annanugg September 14, 2010

hoegerlasmonique 

A strange feeling that can not be discribed. Many experienced it in life, but since its hardly noticable and hard to explain, only a few know about it.
Dude, did you feel hoegerlasmonique today?
hoegerlasmonique by Cawkz November 25, 2009

Hoofer Boomer

Prominent section of British football fans who believe foreign influences and analytical advancements will destroy the purity of the game they believe they own and control
Have you heard those hoofer boomers saying England should have played a flat 4-4-2 with DCL and Kane?
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
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