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A monster from the MMORPG Ragnarok that looks like a giant thrashing purple penis that comes out of the sand to assault people with it's head.
Lost:OMFG Snaaaaaap! there is a hode and it's trying to raaaaaaaape meeeeee!
by Cris December 09, 2004
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Usable as a noun, verb, or adjective.
Origin: Surname of an infamous professor.
1. The worst possible thing that could happen to someone.
2. A state of degeneration.
3. An exclamation following something bad happening to someone. See: owned
4. A formidable adversary.
-That guy's car got totally hodesed by that dump truck!
-This creamed corn looks like hodes.
-I'm gonna get reamed by hodes tonight.

(following some guy falling on his ass)
HODES!
by Joel C. February 19, 2004
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rallying war cry, when no war exists.
by Zeke February 21, 2004
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It means: ''What The F*ck'' It's Dutch.
''I have nude pictures of you''
''WhatHode, HowHode, Hode!''
by RealME October 30, 2009
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"Hode on" i'm going to feed you . It's that childish voice you use when you talk to your dogs and you think no one is listening. In keeping with the dog language you can also say "I tole you so".
by pozzie March 12, 2017
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A bastardization of the word "hold", used to indicate that you wish to hold the item (or person) in question immediately.
"Lemme hode it, I ain't the baby daddy!"
by misery September 01, 2003
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A large quantity of hand rolled cigarettes.
"Hey, do we have enough smokes for tonight?"

"Rolled a hode, we'll be alright for a while."
by SteelWubbs December 25, 2011
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