The biggest waste of time. It's extremely boring to watch and people fight for the stupidest reasons
Hey bro, wanna go watch some hockey?

Nah, I've got some weed I'd rather smoke.
by HockeySux February 15, 2011
a sport where you try to kiss your friends ex-girlfriends, the more you kiss the more points you get. At the end of the month the person who hooked up with the least amout of thier friends ex-girlfriends has to get the words "I'm a PUCK head" tattoed on their body.
"I can't believe your a Puck head"
"well thats what i get for losing in a game of Hockey"
by Ijustkilledyourmumspiano November 14, 2009
A game that lots of men love because it is very violent and pointless.
For some reason Canada is also always linked to it. As are missing teeth and blood.
Fun, huh?
Dude, that guy is missing alot of teeth!
It's cause he plays hockey!
by Bekiweki August 21, 2009
Soccer played on ice. But instead of a an actual ball used, hockey uses something that came out of a urinal called a puck!
Hockey is not a sport. Hockey is 3 things going on at the same time. Ice skating, playing with a puck, and beating the shit out of someone!
by tatomuck1 August 13, 2009
Soccer played on ice. But instead of a ball being used used, hockey uses something that came out of a urinal called a puck!
Hockey is not a sport. A real sport is something played with a ball. Hockey is 3 things going on at once. Ice skating, playing with a puck, and beating the shit out of somebody!
by tatomuck1 August 13, 2009
A sport overly obsesed by canadians where 2 teams hit a urinal tablet to a net and then fight sloppily on a slipperry surface. (not as good as it sounds it's ALL MEN)

P.S I'm Canadian
Canadian: OH did U See teh hockey game EHHH???

American: Oh you mean boxing on ice?
by Pauly Jenkins October 04, 2011
for the sexiest, most bad ass, irish and canadian beer drinking, iron stomach, violence prone son of a bitches ever.
by bonniebruinsboston July 02, 2009
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