2 definitions by Console Cowboy

Hockey

In the Southern United States hockey is used as a euphemism for defecation.

To start my day I Hockey, shower and shave.

by Console Cowboy February 4, 2022

Freebie

Getting away with murder by making it look like a justified killing or self defense.

I’m going to shoot the next stranger I come across and claim they assaulted me, it will be a freebie as I will claim self defense to avoid prosecution.

by Console Cowboy October 26, 2017