a "sport" where you skate on ice, and all the players have a hockey stick which they try to use to score and stop the opposite team from scoring. usually played by canadians who think they are macho because they pick random fights during the game with pads on. why it is entertaining to either watch or play is beyond me.
Bill: did you see that fight in the hocky game last night?

Steve: yea, that was pointless. if you want to watch a real fight then watch UFC.

Bill: yeah those hockey players suck ass.yeah their nuts are shrinked its a sport for ugly people.
by Frankfurt May 30, 2005
Back in the day there was a shitty sport named hockey that no one watched, but for some reason remained on telivision, then the players decided they wanted more money and the owners said "but we aren't making any money" so the NHL stopped being aired and now the world is finally pure, like when the beubonic plague died out or when the holocaust ended.
Fran "Did you watch the hockey game last night?"

Steve "Are you gay?"
by supah February 03, 2005
piece of shit game (purposely not using the word sport) that is only played by canadians, russians and idiot americans that sucked so bad it's not even on tv anymore.
Frank: I hate John.
Rick: Yeah, he's worse than shit-on-a-stick. (substitute shit-on-a-stick with hockey)
by eugene levy February 10, 2005
The greatest sport in Canada. It is fun to play and watch. If you play hockey and you score, you got this feeling that you're in a place that makes you happy and excited.
I'm watching this amazing hockey game
by Scooooorres February 25, 2015

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