hockets 

Hockets is a common typo for the word 'Hockey'.

Mr.Mackaveli> Hey, whos watching Finland Vs. Canada tonight?
Blue Nun> Naw man, hockets is boring!

hockets by Dettatura September 24, 2004

Ham Hockers

A large pair of typically juicy breasts found primarly in regions of redneck heritage

I’m gunna take a long look at those big ham hockers, while I play with my cocker.

Ham Hockers by Ebfantastic January 28, 2018

hockessin 

One of the many gray, flat, dismal towns in the state of Delaware, only it's slightly better because everyone is rich. Home to many members of an absolutely horrible high school band which thinks it's 1st rate when really it's filled with druggies, smuts, and general failures at life, and is only for the amusement of parents who are clueless to their childs actual social ongoings. Teenage lifestyle centers around thinking you are cool because you hang out at WaWa every night and buy Marijuana, or go to people's basements play beer pong and perform various reputation-scaring sexual acts upon eachother.

Me and my friends went to Hockessin to buy some marijuana at WaWa and then play beer pong because we enjoy destroying ourselves socially, sexually, and mentally, starting as early as age 13.

hockessin by San Sebastian January 31, 2005

Hockeysome 

An extra hockey chromosome found in the DNA of Canadians and die-hard hockey players/fans.

Q: How'd you pull off that epic dangle?
A: It's all thanks to my hockeysome.

Hockeysome by ShutYour5Hole January 21, 2010

Hockession 

A misspelled version of “Hockessin” most likely added to Urban Dictionary by some lower middle class wigger douche bag who was upset that his parents can not afford to buy a home in one of Delaware’s most prominent areas.

-Poor Kid: Your a Hockession faggot!!!
-Hockessin Kid: Actually, I hail from Hockessin, and you're going to shut up and pump my gas.

Hockession by Hockessinite June 5, 2007

h. e. double hockeysticks 

It means “Hell” as a hockey stick's shape is akin to the letter “L” so, add two “L” after H and E and it spells Hell.

You are going to h. e. double hockeysticks you sinner!

h. e. double hockeysticks by Yvan Blais August 18, 2006

Hockett 

Derived from the famous Mr. Hockett, it is used in order to describe an untimely excretement.

"Man I just ate at the pizza buffet. I gotta take a nasty Hockett."

Hockett by Earl Woodrow August 27, 2006